Thursday, March 29

Because Two in Two is Just So Tempting

I just glanced quickly through 2012's blogs and realize I have really been MIA this year. Don't get me wrong, I have plenty of reasons (excuses) not to blog. And that to-do list I keep citing? I swear it just won't go away.  Home-ownership (while I still love it) is definitely more work than I'd expected.

Now I know why people get married: when you own a home you have to live with another person to (1) afford the place (2) cover the necessary hours of manpower (3) still find time to see your significant other (easy when they sleep in the same bed as you, right?).

I'm not going to give up; I'll just keep chipping away at it and hope that this is temporary.
Also, massive amounts of caffeine should help.

When I worked at Sam's, we had a customer named Bill who came in and drank glass after glass after glass of milk. No one liked waiting on him for this reason, but I didn't mind. The other servers joked that he needed a milk IV.

I think I need a coffee IV.
Portable, please.