Five Thoughts to Ponder:
1. Money can't buy happiness, but somehow it's more comfortable to cry in a BMW than on a bicycle.
2. Forgive your enemy, but remember his name.
3. Help a man when he is in trouble and he will remember you when he is in trouble again.
4. Many people are alive only because it's illegal to shoot them.
5. Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but then again, neither does milk.
