Wednesday, December 28

Morbid 3.333333/Century-Day Ramblings

I've always said I wanted to have a modest memorial/burial once my time on Earth has come to an end. After all, it isn't like I'm going to know what type of coffin I'm buried in or what my spray looked like.
But after some careful consideration, I've decided otherwise.
Here's the updated version:


If a 1985 Chevy complete with ginormous headshot is good enough for Kim Jong, I figure it's good enough for me.

[Massive Procession Optional]




Disclaimer for crudely satirizing upon another human's death: According to a 2004 Human Rights Watch report, the North Korean government under Kim was "among the world's most repressive governments", having up to 200,000 political prisoners according to U.S. and South Korean officials,[51] and no freedom of the press or religion, political opposition or equal education:[52] "Virtually every aspect of political, social, and economic life is controlled by the government."